Blood and Guts and Ice Cream Dreams

roymustang:

you know what i love

i love when you find that one character. that character that is your absolute favorite. the character that, just by thinking of them, makes you incredibly emotional. you know that character is the one for you. they’re your number one. and you know you will never love another more

#… #do i rly need to tag this

Same.

How am I awake at 7am, even if it is 9am in Australia, I don’t think I’ve willingly woken up at either of those times.

succexiest:

soaringrachel:

sea-change:

they also went to the louvre together to, like, check out the dicks on statues for comparison just to calm scott the fuck down.

(i can just picture them, scott being his usual neurotic self, and ernest just like, ‘give me strength. are you fucking kidding me? i nearly died in the war. i have a fucking medal of bravery. and we’re looking at cocks together. gatsby can only take you so far, my friend. you better write another goddamn masterpiece soon.’)

#the long version of this story is actually much better #because scott asks hemingway to have lunch with him and the first thing he says to hemingway when they’re there is ‘so you know how i’ve … #…never slept with anyone but zelda’#hemingway is like #…what #scott says so i was fighting with zelda the other day and she told me i wasn’t …adequate #hemingway is like … #…OH #he says: scott let’s go into the men’s bathroom #they go into the men’s bathroom #they come out of the men’s bathroom #hemingway says scott you are PERFECTLY FINE #scott is all B BUT WHY WOULD ZELDA SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAAAAAT #hemingway just. does not comment on zelda fitzgerald. #(that’s a fucking lie hemingway comments so hard on zelda fitzgerald) #scott says WELL I STILL FEEL BAD #hemingway says OKAY FRIEND HERE IS WHAT WE ARE GOING TO DO #WE ARE GOING TO GO TO THE LOUVRE #AND YOU CAN LOOK AT ALL THE COCKS YOU WANT #OKAY???? #scott is like …sniffle; okay #they go to the louvre #scott feels even worse #hemingway kind of sees his point #he says ‘look scott do you want me to just give you some fucking tips’ #scott is all …yes #hemingway gives him some tips #which according to his memoirs include ‘the trick with the pillow’ #and much much more #and well zelda and scott stayed married

 

idk if this is a true story or a ~tumblr story~ but i rlly hope its a true story

Absolutely true. Read A Moveable Feast, there is one short story dedicated entirely to Fitzgerald bemoaning the state of his penis.

(Source: iluvalbertfishstickz)

Brief Filipino selfie to show you what my dad has gotten me.

Daddy, why did you eat my fries.

sheiswolf:

It’s real funny [except not funny at all] how the way to devalue, dehumanize and gaslight women is to say they have Daddy Issues

Daddy Issues became a well known thing because men have become known for abusing and leaving their children

And yet, somehow that’s a reflection on the daughter and not men

But Feminists make up sexism right?

Hey lovely followers,

I’m gonna be overseas for the next two weeks, and if I’m having a proper vacation, I shouldn’t be on tumblr too much. (Probably. Maybe. This is an addiction.)

If I was a better blogger I would have built up my queue (esp. considering I have SO MANY liked posts I keep meaning to reblog), but I didn’t so your dash will be empty of my presence.

I fully expect you to message me or tag me or something if you see awesome shit I shouldn’t be missing (like CarolinexLizzie fanfic. Or really good SansaxMaergery fanfic. Or any of the other fictional lady couples I like). 

Be good to one another.

<3

malcolmsex:

Elliott Smith - Somebody That I Used To Know

lunapress:

mangakachan:

bouquetofnothings:

My headcanon is that every once in a while, Neo Queen Serenity allows the moon cats to turn into humans. Being in their cat form most of the time, they could have a hard time adapting to a more human behaviour resulting in situations like these.

What is adorable in cats is not that cute in humans, isn’t it? Actually, it is. Diana is always cute.

And the first one is a little bonus pic.

PERFECT

LOL omg so cute. the expression when Diana is waking up Small Lady is PERF.

chirart:

sometimes if you vomit enough rainbow and explanation marks it does make a difference!!!!

Is this what hope feels like?