Blood and Guts and Ice Cream Dreams

asexual-not-a-sexual:

Guys, I’m going to teach you something really great. 

It’s called blocking douchebags. 

Trust me, it’s fabulous. 

Now, you might be asking, “Wow, Carly, what is this?!” 

Calm down, I’m going to tell you. 

It’s this fancy thing that tumblr has that allows you to make it as if people insulting you or threatening you don’t even exist. It’s like fucking magic. But not. It’s just the Internet. 

Here’s how you do it:

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Seriously, it’s that easy. Suddenly these people can’t see your posts, reblog or comment on them, and you can’t see them or comment on them. IT’S LIKE THEY AREN’T EVEN THERE, AND YOU’RE A FUCKING WIZARD. 

Because we’re here to enjoy ourselves. We need to deal with enough bullshit in our daily lives, we shouldn’t need to defend ourselves on the fucking Internet when we want to rant about Doctor Who and which fictional character should touch another fictional character. 

Don’t feel bad about blocking people. They seemingly don’t have any respect for you or your happiness (hence the douchebag title), so return the favor. Full stop.