Blood and Guts and Ice Cream Dreams

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#for all the caroline/lizzie shippers ;)

d’awww you shouldnt have

<3!

(Source: thedoctorlizzie)

You totally will, Caroline.

2 minutes in heaven is better than 1 minute in heaven.

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nine and caroline in one post?

these are a few of my favorite things

 #caroline would totes moisturize you lizzie  #who made this dirty not me i swear this was dirty when i got here 

There are reasons why I follow you and this is one of them.

(Source: thedoctorlizzie)

#an accurate summary of their rltnshp tbh

I want to agree, but at the same time, I kinda feel like it’d be the other way around?

Lizzie smiling at the camera, while Caroline stares at her bewildered like: who are you, why is Darcy so obsessed with you, do I want to punch you in the face or make out with you?

But I still want to agree because I feel like their relationship is based on them being confused by each other and what the other person really wants, and trying to discern when they’re acting or being genuine*.

A relationship of misunderstanding one another and sexual tension, basically. 

*Even if we, the audience, see Lizzie as a very honest, open person, I don’t think Caroline would? Caroline doesn’t trust easily, and Lizzie is constantly on camera; even if she’s filming her diaries, there’s still this performative aspect in that. 

lizzie + caroline lee

So if I were to Caroline x Lizzie fanvideo

what song would I use

and also

how many fan videos can I make before I lose all credibility as a serious media student?

(I’m not gonna ask how many people would watch it because let’s be honest, it’d be like, the three other people who still ship ‘em. It’s cool. You’ll see the light eventually.)

aeternamente:

Okay. I am going to make just one more prediction. And I don’t know how much of a prediction it is really so much as just what I want to happen. So this is what I want to happen:

I want Lizzie to ask Charlotte to be her business partner. I want our since-fetuses besties to take San Francisco by storm, and I want them to do it together.

YES

Everyone’s all, ‘oh man, Dizzie is so adorbs,’ and while I agree, I cannot stop thinking, ‘holy shit, y’all are having SO much sex.’

Which probably shouldn’t be that surprising, but considering what an awkward child Darcy is, I kinda expected them to like. Hold hands. Be super  restrained and awkward. Blush a lot. I guess I never factored in the Lizzie influence. Or thought that Darcy would be able to brush up his game enough. 

Anyway, congratulations on the sex, ya dorks.

neither-saint-nor-sinner:

Won’t anyone think of the children, I mean, really.

HONESTLY. Don’t think we don’t know what that tie stroking means.